BHASKAR DISS RAP

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BHASKAR DISS RAP

2025-06-19T16:55:46.456Z

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BHASKAR DISS RAP

2025-06-19T16:55:46.456Z

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Letras

Yeh yeh yeh yeh, yemmau-mau BAAYS!
Sir come to school with disappointment in eyes!
Books in one hand, OII-PAAD doubtnut solutions in the other,
Grammar may fall – but logic we DONT bother!

Why you come to school, saar?
To teach or to conquer war?
Open your NOTESESS, write what I tell!
If you naat listen, you go to hell!
Why late you come saar? Why no do sum?
Sit properly or I call your mum!

He enters room like Newton’s shame,
With Doubtnut open no teacher name. (EL-EN, EL-EN! EL-EN!)
Bhaski teach Physics with doubtnut in hand,
Even Einstein wouldn’t understand.

Glory to saar, with app so bold,
His mind’s offline, his phone’s gold!
He scrolls while talking, zero gain,
Doubtnut saar no use of broin! (menezzment, menezzment, menezzment)

Class start, teacher ain't got no clue,
Asked a real doubt, he froze, statue!
SBT Level 3? Nah, that’s too deep,
So he Googled the answer like it’s hide-and-seek!

First we college kids, we grown and wise,
Next we class ten, bro, make up your mind!
Says "tear solutions," now he want a print?
You a walking contradiction, ain't that some shit?!

Physics is waves, but your brain is flat,
Thoughts move slower than dial-up chat!
Says "Google brain, you all just cheat!"
Bro, you searched it first, have a damn seat!

Yo, class in session, but SBT SOLUTIONS NOT WORKIN!
Brain so dead, bro need rebootin’!
Asked one doubt, he glitched, then froze,
SBT too hard? Google, he chose!

No comeback, no second chance,
Physics ain't yours, just Google’s stance!
"Saar Saar, Yeh Yeh" – bruh, just quit,
Class dismissed, your career’s in the pit!

Caught in 4K, mind buffering still,
Physics teacher? You just a shill!
2 kids exposed ya,
Now your rep down in flames!

Says "Google brain, you cheatin’ hard!"
Meanwhile, he got Chrome on guard!
Wants respect? Nah, just shame,
Go back home, PLAY WEEJIO GAMES!

He worships Chain Rule like it’s sacred math,
Moans four times if you just take that path.
Bro solve in 10 secs, he don’t even blink,
But dumb girl writes 4 pages? “SOPPER!” — saar, think!

You flex Aditya Dinesh Gomati batch, but they all gone,
You stuck in loops like Python wrong.
Call it physics? More like fiction,
Your class is glitchin’ from contradiction.

Saar, you scroll, you slap, you scream,
But those mfs you licked off? They live your dream.
Now your mask off, class got proof,
You're the joke of JEE, that’s the truth.

Worship Chain Rule like divine light,
But can’t solve SBT without doubtnut and a fight.
We build toppers, you said — you're just noise,
You think about ranks but you flex in THAT BAAIS.

EL-EN? Bro, you barely teach,
No concept, no depth, just preach.
Your English drops like your rep each day,
Grammar fallen, logic ran away.

Girls write trash, long like a scroll
He screams “WAHHHH!” like he lost control!
Equality dead, logic’s on fire,
Bhaskar’s brain stuck in SimpWire!

 

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